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Saturday, November 21, 2009

FuNNY SToRY

I got this story from my emil, but I modified it a little bit.

A very 'straight and honest' girl (lurus bendul nya orang) wanted to stay at BSB due to her job. Before she left, her mom gave her some advice,"Lai, when you're in Bandar and if you're looking for a match there, you must find a man that isFAITHFUL,NOT SPENDTHRIFTand he must be aVIRGIN".With this advise from her mother, she left her village and went to BSB.
One day, she returned to her village to get her mother's blessings to marry.
"Ma, I've met my match following your criteria of a son-in-law. My boyfriend is faithful because when we went out for a holiday, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn'tthat being faithful?"
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since it was getting late that night and the rain was pouring outside, my boyfriend decided that we stayed the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room together. Isn't he not a spendthrift guy?"
Again, her mother nodded in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mom, I know he's a virgin."
"How did you know that he's a virgin?", her mother asked anxiously.
"Mmmm....... his "that one", atubah Ma, you know.... "that thing" is new........ still wrapped in plastic Ma."
Mother:ASTAGA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!




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